Mystic

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> In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic delivered grave news:
> "There's no easy way to tell you this Laura, so I'll just be blunt.
> Prepare yourself to be a widow.
> Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."
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> Visibly shaken, Laura flashed her eyes at the Mystic's lined face,
> then to the single flickering candle, and finally down at her hands.
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> She took a few deep breaths to compose herself and to stop her racing mind.
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> She simply had to know.
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> She met the Fortune Teller's gaze, steadied her voice and asked,
> "Will I be acquitted?"
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> For some reason, wives tend to like this joke........