Elderly Jokes :: #16423
By Anonymous from USA.

Son: Mom, hi. How are you? How’s everything in Florida?

Mom: Not too good. I’ve been weak.

Son: Why are you weak?

Mom: Never mind.

Son: What’s wrong?

Mom: Never mind. It’s okay.

Son: Why are you weak, Mom?

Mom: I haven’t eaten in thirty days.

Son: That’s terrible. Why haven’t you eaten?

Mom: Because I didn’t want my mouth to be fill with food if you should call