Elderly Jokes :: #20468
By Anonymous from USA.

A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa.. 'The

material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us

sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your

stomach lining.. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can

be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the

germs in our drinking water. However, there is one thing that is the

most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone

here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering

for years after eating it?' After several seconds of quiet, a

75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said,

'Wedding Cake.'