Chatty Nance

Saturday, July 28, 2012

Yah I Got Mine

Watch Your Mailbox!

Just wanted to let you know - today I received my 2012 Social Security
Stimulus Package. It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, a prayer
rug, a machine to blow smoke up my ass, 2 discount coupons to KFC, an "Obama
Hope & Change" bumper sticker, and a "Blame it on Bush" poster for the front
yard. The directions were in Spanish.

Watch for yours soon

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