Logic

Two Rednecks, Byron and Buck, are sitting at their favorite bar,
drinking beer.**

Byron turns to Buck and says, 'You know, I'm tired of going through life
without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College
and sign up for some classes.'

Buck thinks it's a good idea and the two leave.

The next day, Byron goes down to the college and meets Dean of
Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English,
history, and Logic.

'Logic?' Byron says. 'What's that?'

The dean says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?'

'Yeah.'

'Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you
would have a yard.'

'That's true, I do have a yard.'

'I'm not done,' the dean says. 'Because you have a yard, I think
logically that you would have a house.'

'Yes, I do have a house..'

'And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a
family.'

'Yes, I have a family.

'I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must
have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a
heterosexual.'

'I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of
that because I have a weed eater.'

Excited to take the class now, Byron shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to
go meet Buck at the bar. He tells Buck about his classes, how he is
signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.

'Logic?' Buck says, 'What's that?'
Byron says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?'

'No.'

'Then you're a queer.*