In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where there is a large
German-speaking population.
One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.
The rancher rolled down the window and shouted:
"Sehr angenehm!
Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen."
Which it means: "Glad to meet you! Don't drink the
water. The cows have shit in it."
The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama. I can't understand you. Please speak in English."
The rancher replied: "Use both hands."
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