Doctor

Doctors Jokes :: #2283
By Joaquim Godinho from Mumbai India India

An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. "I've never felt better," he replies. "I've got an 18-year-old bride and she's having my baby! What do you think about that?"

The doctor considers this for a moment then "Well let me you a story I know a guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a season. But one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. So, he's walking in the woods near the creek, and suddenly he spots a beaver in the brush in front of him. He rises up his umbrella, points it at the beaver and squeezes the handle. BAM! The beaver drops dead in front of him."

"That's impossible!" says the old man in disbelief," "someone else must have shot the beaver!"

"Bingo!" says the doctor