Cannibal Jokes :: #2144
By Kerry Caldwell from Seattle Washington USA.

Two guys were walking through the jungle and got captured by a group of cannibals. The cannibals put them in a huge pot and start to boil the water. All of a sudden one of the guys started laughing. "What are you laughing about?" the other guy says, "We are about to be eaten!" And the other man replied, "I peed in their soup!