THE JEWISH BOARD OF DIRECTORS



Schwartz, Cohen and Ginsburg were all close friends since childhood.



They decided they wanted to go into business together.



Schwartz says, "OK! I'll invest $100,000."



Cohen says, "I will go for $200,000."



Ginsburg says, "All right, I'll put in $1,000."



Cohen says, "Since I'm putting in $200,000, I'll be the President and CEO of the corporation. Schwartz, for your $100,000, you can be Vice President and CFO. And Ginsburg, for your $1,000, you will be our Sexual Adviser."

Puzzled, Ginsburg asks Cohen, "What is a Sexual Adviser?"



Cohen replies, "When we want your fucking advice, we'll ask for it."