MURPHY'S OTHER 15 LAWS
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

> 3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.

4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

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7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

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8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

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9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone from California would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

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10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

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11. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.

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12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

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13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

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14 . God gave you toes as a device for finding furniture in the dark.

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15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.