Stosh Zelkovitski
worked in a Polish pickle factory.


For many years he had a powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle
slicer.


Unable to stand it any longer, he sought professional help from the
factory
psychologist.


After six months, the therapist gave up. He advised Stosh to go ahead
and do it or he would probably never have any peace of mind.


The next day he came home from work very early. His wife, Sacha, became
alarmed and wanted to know what had happened. Stosh tearfully confessed
his tormenting desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. He went on to
explain that today he finally went ahead and did it, and he was
immediately
fired.


Sacha gasped and ran over to her husband. She quickly yanked down his
pants and
shorts only to find a normal, completely intact penis. She looked up and
said, "I don't understand. What about the pickle slicer?"


Stosh replied, "I think she got fired, too."