Golf Joke

The man who gave up sex for

golf

A golfer is in a competitive match with a
friend, who is ahead by a couple
of strokes. "Boy, I'd give anything to
sink this putt," the golfer mumbles
to himself. Just then, a stranger
walks up beside him and whispers, "Would
you be willing to give up
one-fourth of your sex life?" Thinking the man is
crazy and his answer
will be meaningless, the golfer also feels that maybe
this is a good omen
so he says, "Sure," and sinks the putt.

Two holes later, he mumbles
to himself again, "Gee, I sure would like to get
an eagle on this one."
The same stranger is at his side again and whispers,
"Would it be worth
giving up another fourth of your sex life?" Shrugging,
the golfer
replies, "Okay." And he makes an eagle.

On the final hole, the golfer
needs another eagle to win. Without waiting
for him to say anything, the
stranger quickly moves to his side and says,
"Would winning this match be
worth giving up the rest of your sex life?"
"Definitely," the golfer
replies, and he makes the eagle.

As the golfer is walking to the club
house, the stranger walks alongside
him and says, "I haven't really been
fair with you because you don't know
who I am. I'm the Devil, and from
this day forward you will have no sex
life."

"Nice to meet you,"
the golfer replies, "I'm Father
O'Malley."