Old age

I was in Starbuck`s recently when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart.The music was really loud so I timed my fart with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs I started to feel better.


I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me…
And suddenly I remembered I was listening to my iPod


…and how was your day?
That's what happens when old people start using technology !