An Alabama pastor said
to his congregation, “Someone
in this congregation has spread a rumor that
I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which
a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed
and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party
who said this to stand and ask forgiveness
from God and this Christian family."


No one moved.



The preacher
continued, "Do you have the nerve to face
me and admit this is a falsehood?
Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now
stand and confess your transgression."


Again, all was
quiet.


Then, slowly, a
drop-dead gorgeous beauty with a body that
would stop a runaway train rose
from the third pew. Her head
was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke,


"Reverend there has been
a terrible misunderstanding.

I never said you were a
member of the Ku Klux Klan.

I simply told a couple
of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."


The preacher fell to
his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared.


Life is Short, Smile
While You still have Teeth.
Give me an Amen,
Brother!!!