Three sisters, ages 92, 94, and 96, live together. One night the
96-year-0ld draws a bath. She puts one foot in and pauses. "Was I
getting in the tub or out?" she yells. The 94-year-old hollers back, "I
don't know, I'll come up to see." She starts up the stairs and stops.
She shouts, "Was I going up or going down?" The 92-year-old is sitting
at the kitchen table having tea, listening to her sisters. She shakes
her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful", and knocks
on wood for good measure. Then she yells, "I'll come up and help both
of you as soon as I see who's at the door."
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