A guy gets a new mustang and starts driving it home. He goes over the speed limit by about 30 mph. A police stops him and says, "today has been a tiring day for me, if you tell me a line that I haven't heard, I won't write you a ticket" So the man sits there for about 30 seconds and says, "well my wife left me for a policeman, and I thought you were trying to give her back". So the policeman said, "Have a nice day"