Body Parts :: #1512
By Anonymous from Australia

There was this couple who had been married for 50

years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one

morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just

think, honey, we've been married for 50 years."

"Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were

sitting here at this breakfast table together."

"Yep," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here

naked as jaybirds fifty years ago."

"Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say... should we

get naked?"

Sure enough, the two stripped down to the buff and sat

down at the table.

"You know, honey," the little old lady replied breathlessly,

"My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty

years ago."

"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your

coffee and the other's in your oatmeal