Bar & Drinking Jokes :: #826
By amelia canson from rochester new york United States Minor Outlying Islands

There was this duck who was walking in front of this bar, he went inside and asked the bartender if he had any duckfood, the bartender said no, now get out! so the duck left. The next day the duck went back in and asked the bartender if he had any duck food, the bartender said no, now get out or I'll nail your feet to the ground! so the duck left. The next day the duck came in and asked the bartender. Do you have any nails? The bartender said no, and the duck said in that case, do you have any duck food?