I would like to share an experience with you all about
drinking and driving.

As you might well know, some of us have been known
to have had rare brushes with the authorities
on our way home from the odd
social session over the years.

A couple of nights ago I was out for a few drinks
with some friends and had a few too many beers
and some shots.

Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit
I did something I've never done before????
I took a bus home.

Sure enough, I passed a DUI checkpoint,
but because it was a bus, they just waved it through.

I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise, as I have never driven a bus before
and am not sure where I got it!